WE OWN YOU T-SHIRT
to Conglom-O, I am your tour guide,
and through that door are the inner
workings of the biggest megacorporation
on earth. Everyone works here. Everyone
is indebted to Conglom-O. Need a school
loan? Conglom-o. Need breakfast? Conglom-O.
this is were the tour ends, since everything
beyond those door is also top secret.
Thank you, and don't forget...We Own
You! Gift shop is to your right where
you can buy your Coglom-O t-shirts.
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