you want to catch a Cougar, you're going
to need three things: bait, a trap,
and an escape. A good example of bait?
Try putting a cute picture of a kid
as the screen saver on your smart phone.
Older chicks can't resist cute kid pictures.
A trap? Try texting them around 10pm
on a Friday night when they're most
likely to be a little drunk and vulnerable
to your advances. An escape plan? That's
simple...you need to get the fuck out
before you fall asleep at her place.
If you sleep over...she owns you. Beware
the claws. Rowr.