LOVE PILE ON ME SHIRT
going to let you in on a little secret
about this shirt. It's cute, right?
Little cute monkeys all jumped on top
of one another in a pile of cuteness.
I bet you think you're too cool to wear
something this adorable, right? WRONG,
asshole! This shit works! Chicks love
cute shit like mokeys on puppies! Now
they are associating YOU with cute shit
they like because you're wearing this
shirt. Now they are subliminally thinking
about jumping on top of you because
your cute shirt tells them to. Psychology,
motherfucker. It works.