TELL YOUR KIDS TO SIT DOWN & SHUT THE FUCK UP!

I swear on the name of all the popular deities, that if I go to one more fucking restaurant, theater, or mall and have to deal with the mental fucking anguish of listening to some slut's cunt-droppings scream and run around like heathens...I may fucking snap. Maybe if I wear this shirt, they'll get the fucking hint.

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