Our brand new shit err shirts funny and offensive

I KNIFE PEOPLE		TOTAL FUCKING BADASS		DOWN TO FUCK?	JUST GOT OUT OF REHAB LETS PARTY
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FLIP CUP MASTER T-SHIRT		WOMEN ARE ONLY GOOD FOR 3 THINGS. COOKING, CLEANING AND VAGINAS		IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY! NOW WATCH SOME ASSHOLE FUCK IT UP. T-SHIRT	BROS BEFORE HOES! UNLESS THAT HOE HAS BIG TITS AND A TIGHT PUSSY. T-SHIRT
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YET DESPITE THE LOOK ON MY FACE YOU ARE STILL TALKING		ANAL ALL GIRLS LIKE IT IN THE ASS SOME JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET		NON EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH	GUNS ARE GREAT GUNS ARE GOOD LET US THANK THEM FOR OUR FOOD AMEN
FOUL MOUTH BUMPER STICKERS
IMPOTENCE NATURES WAY OF SAYING NO HARD FEELINGS		BUFF BIG UGLY FAT FUCKER		GOT 50 CAL? T-SHIRT	GOT .233? T-SHIRT
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AR-15 BECAUSE THE NEXT WAR FOR INDEPENDENCE WON'T BE FOUGHT WITH...		I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH YOUR PERSONALITY AND I CAN'T PUT MY DICK IN...		IT RUBS THE LOTION ON THE SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN	GUNS ARE GREAT GUNS ARE GOOD LET US THANK THEM FOR OUR FREEDOM AMEN
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TWO GIRLS ONE CUP FUNNY T-SHIRT		THERE IS ONLY ONE GOD STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY JOB		JANUARY 20TH 2009 THE END OF AN ERROR!	I'D CALL YOU A CUNT BUT YOU LACK BOTH THE...
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MAYBE THIS TIME YOU'LL VOTE DICKHEAD!		SHIT CREEK SURVIVOR		I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!	SORRY! NOT A MUSICAL INSTRUMENT

FUCK YOU I'M FROM NEW YORK		FUCK YOU I'M FROM BOSTON		FUCK YOU I'M FROM CALIFORNIA	FUCK YOU I'M FROM CHICAGO
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FUCK YOU I'M FROM ILLINOIS		FUCK YOU I'M FROM JERSEY		FUCK YOU I'M FROM FLORIDA	FUCK YOU I'M FROM PHILLY
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NOT THE BAND AND NOT THAT TALK SHOW GUY THAT KICK ASS SONG BY PAULA ABDUL		STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT WHIPS AND CHAINS EXCITE ME		I'M NOT FLUENT IN IDIOT SO PLEASE SPEAK VERY SLOWLY TO ME	BECAUSE THE NEXT WAR FOR INDEPENDENCE WON'T BE FOUGHT WITH MUSKETS
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I PUT THE SEXY IN DUMBASS		BITCHES ARE PEOPLE TOO!		EVIL GRIN	18-1 ENOUGH SAID
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WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH I TURN TO PORN		STAND BACK! I DON'T KNOW HOW BIG THIS THING IS...		I WILL IF YOU WILL FUNNY SHIRTS	AMERICAN BY BIRTH LIBERAL THROUGH FEAR OF REJECTION
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ANYTHING BUT A BLOW JOB IS OFF TOPIC		IT FEELS LIKE A FISTING KIND OF NIGHT		THE BEST PLACE TO TAKE A BULLET IT IN THE GIRLFRIEND	IT'S MY BIRTHDAY SPANK ME FUNNY T-SHIRT
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TELL YOUR KIDS TO SIT DOWN & SHUT THE FUCK UP!		HOLY SHIT! CAN YOU EVEN PISS OUT OF THAT THING?		DBILF DEAD BODY I'D LIKE TO FUCK	IF YOU CAN READ THIS I'M EATING YOUR PUSSY!
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ASIDE FROM THIS SHIRT I PROBABLY DON'T HAVE SHIT TO SAY TO YOU		IF YOU'RE CLOSE ENOUGH TO READ.. CLOSE ENOUGH TO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME		THIS HAS BEEN A GAY TEST IF YOU'VE MADE IT THIS FAR, YOU FAILED.	I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND NO MATTER WHAT YOU PUT IN YOUR ASS
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GET ME DRUNK AND ENJOY THE SHOW!	....	I DON'T HATE JEWS I JUST LOVE GAS CHAMBERS	....	THE RETURN OF THE GHOST OF PENIS!	SORORITY GREEK FOR CLAMIDIA
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PORN STAR		GET DRUNK OR GET THE FUCK OUT!		HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO FLUSH BEFORE YOU'LL...	I HOPE THIS PARTY DOESN'T FUCKING SUCK
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MIKE HUNT FOR PRESIDENT BETTER TIGHTER...		"DON'T TASE ME BRO!" FUNNY SHIRT		YOU LOOK LIKE I NEED ANOTHER DRINK	BURN THE RAINBOW T-SHIRT
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FEB. IS BLACK HISTORY MONTH CELEBRATE NOW! T-SHIRT		BLACK HISTORY MONTH SHIRT MADE OF 100% COTTON T-SHIRT		FOUL MOUTH RADIO T-SHIRT FUCK THE MASSES RADIO FOR THE ASSES	YOU CAST A LEVEL 5 CHARM SPELL ON MY COCK T-SHIRT
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MEET ME AT THE CORNER OF KISS MY ASS ST & NO FUCKING WAY		AS CHARMING AS A MOTHER FUCKER IN A CHATROOM! T-SHIRT		CENSORSHIP IS UN-FUCKING AMERICAN	I'M HERE TO KICK ASS AND CHEW GUM I'M ALL OUT OF GUM MOTHERFUCKER

FUCK IT. IT'S A PARTY! T-SHIRT		I'VE GOT NOTHING AGAINST PEOPLE... IT'S THEIR FAGGOT FRIENDS I CAN'T STAND!		I HAVE A JOB FOR YOU, BUT IT BLOWS T-SHIRT	THE "SHOCKER" T-SHIRT

WEED MY ANTI-JOB T-SHIRT		TATTOOED WHITE TRASH IT'S BACK! T-SHIRT		TONIGHT'S A GREAT NIGHT TO GO TROLLING FOR SLUTS!	OF COURSE I THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL MY DICK IS HARD ISN'T IT?

SORRY... I WAS FANTASIZING ABOUT YOUR DEATH T-SHIRT		WORLD'S BIGGEST MIDGET		A MAN WITHOUT TATTOOS IS INVISIBLE TO THE GODS	MCCAIN OVER ONE BILLION DAYS ALIVE

MY GOD'S LAST NAME IS DAMNIT! T-SHIRT		69 T-SHIRT		...DEMOCRATS LEFT A BAD TASTE IN MY MOUTH	YOU MUST BE IRISH BECAUSE MY DICK IS DUBLIN

MIKE HAWK FOR PRESIDENT STRONGER HARDER...		GANGA T-SHIRT		ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS A GREAT PLACE TO PICK UP DRUNK CHICKS	FUCK VOTING T-SHIRT

IT'S ONLY FUNNY UNTIL SOMEONE GETS HURT THEN IT'S FUCKING HILAROUS!		FUCK VOTING T-SHIRT		HOT AS BALLS	666 T-SHIRT FUNNY T-SHIRT

Brand New T-Shirts - How the fuck do we keep coming up with crazy, funny, and offensive shit all the fucking time? It must be all the fucking alcohol and heavy drugs. We be some fucked up fucks.

Brand New T-Shirts - How the fuck do we keep coming up with crazy, funny, and offensive shit
all the fucking time? It must be all the fucking alcohol and heavy drugs. We be some fucked up fucks.