Frequently
Asked Questions
ORDERING
PROBLEMS:
Make
sure the billing address you enter is the address that your credit
card bill is sent to.
If you are declined and you're pretty sure you shouldn't have been,
Try the following steps.
1. Double
check your billing address.
2. If
have moved recently, you might want to try your previous address
as the billing address.
3. Try a different card.
4. Call us toll free at 1-888-687-4478 (US ONLY) from 11am to 7pm
Mon-Fri.
After
I add a T-shirt to my shopping cart it keeps saying my cart is empty?
Our
shopping cart requires cookies to be enabled. If you get this message,
more than likely your security settings are set too high for our
shopping cart. Set your browser to accept cookies or if you'd rather,
write down the shirts you want and call us
toll free at 1-888-687-4478 (US ONLY) from 11am to 7pm Mon-Fri.
Unlike other shitty t-shirt companies that make you wait up to 2
weeks before they even ship your shit! We usually process
orders within 24 hours of receipt. Orders are processed during our
regular business hours (Monday through Friday 7:00AM - 3:00PM CST,
excluding holidays) and shipped the following work day. All orders
placed after 3:00PM Central Time will be processed during our next
regular business hours and shipped the following day. ( So If you
order on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday; your order will be processed
on Monday and shipped on Tuesday) 99% of our shirts are in stock,
However, occasionally a shirt may be temporarily out of stock and
might not ship out right away. In which case it will ship as soon
as it is back in stock (Usually after a couple of days)
If
you need your fucking shirt FAST or by a certain
date, email
us to check which shipping option to choose. We will do our
God fucking damnedest to get it to you on time!
Foul Mouth Shirts currently offers Four shipping options within
the United States:
1. Standard: 3-8 business days
2. Expedited: 2-3 business days
3. Express: 1-2 business days
4. Alaska & Hawaii: 5-10 business days (Shipped via USPS Priority
Mail)
The above timelines are approximate
shipping times and do not include the time it takes to process your
order.
All NON-PO BOX, U.S. orders with the exception
of Hawaii and Alaska, that supply a valid email address will be
emailed a tracking number.
In Addition We also offer global shipping to Canada, Great Britain,
N. Ireland, Japan, Denmark, Finland, Germany, Norway, Sweden, New
Zealand, Australia and The Netherlands.
A Big FUCK YOU! to the rest of the world!
Keep
in mind overseas shipping can take 4 - 8 weeks,
especially during the Holidays. So
if you are in Europe or Australia don't be a dumb fuck and
expect your shirts to get there in a week! We have no way of tracking
shipments once they leave the US so please be patient.
Foul
Mouth Shirts is required by law to reveal the contents of international
packages and to state the full value of the package, even if it
contains a gift. Customs charges may be levied when the package
reaches your country. Foul Mouth Shirts is not responsible for these
charges and does not know what these charges may be. You might wish
to contact your local customs office for further information.
Again, here is the list of countries outside the US that we ship
to: ANY US MILITARY ADDRESS!
Canada,
Great Britain,
N. Ireland, Japan, Denmark, Finland, Germany, Norway, Sweden, New
Zealand, Australia and
The Netherlands.
If your Country is not on this list we will still ship to
you, but will not accept credit card payments from you. You will
have to send a US CASH payment for the cost of the shirts plus shipping
PLUS A $100 US SCAMMERS FEE
ATTENTION ALL YOU DUMB FUCK SCAM
ARTISTS IN FRANCE & NIGERIA WE WILL NOT SHIP TO YOU EVEN FOR
A MILLION DOLLARS, SO DON'T FUCKING
ASK AND DON'T FUCKING ORDER!
We will also ship to ANY APO/FPO (Military Address) We Love, Respect
and Thank the members of our armed services! Thank you for protecting
our right to make these FUCKING shirts!
APO/FPO orders as well as all PO Box addresses will be shipped via
our Standard Service only (Expedited and Express shipping is not
available for PO Boxes, APO/FPO addresses). Standard delivery timeframe's
(as noted above) do not apply to APO/FPO shipments.
All
orders with PO Box Shipping addresses will be shipped via USPS priority
mail (Usually 3-5 business days)
I'm Embarrassed That I Bought A T-shirt From Foul Mouth Shirts,
Is There Anything On My Fuck Shirt That Says FoulMouthShirts.com?
Yes
You Dumb Mother Fucker! Do You Think Cadillac Would Make An Escalade
Without Their Logo On It? Foul
Mouth Shirts isn't just a web site . It is a worldwide brand. A
small Foul Mouth Shirts Logo/URL is located somewhere on every Shirt
We Silk Screen, Identifying that It is a top quality Foul Mouth
Shirt. The Logo is small but it is cool as fuck. If You're Ashamed
To Wear A Shirt With Our URL/Logo on it, FUCK OFF!
We don't want your business!
FUCK
YOU!
I was about to buy some of your shirts but then I
noticed one that offends me. Now I'm Not going to buy one.
Nothing personal but FUCK YOU! You are the
worst form of human feces. It's PC Hypocrites like you that are
making us millionaires by encouraging decent (indecent?) people
to buy our shirts to make fun of you hypocritical fucks! ALL of
the rest of our shirts are ok with you but not the one that offends
you?! What a pompous self-righeous FUCK you are! Go somewhere else
and buy your shirts. This web site isn't for sniffling, whiney little,
inbred, hypocritical, Politically correct motherfuckers like you.
It's for ANTI-PC people who DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!
The
shirts however, ARE for you sniffling,
whiney little, inbred, hypocritical, Politically correct motherfuckers.
Not to buy, but to view, as the army of Foul Mouth Fucks spreads
out across this fucked up world, proudly displaying them for all
you God Damned cock suckingPC
Hypocrites and
sends you back to the shitty hole you crawled out of!
Why
are your shirts $17 I can get one for $12
Quite
simply, You get what you pay for. Many
of our competitors use cheap, thin t-shirts; but we only use the
highest quality, 6.1 oz. thick cotton t-shirts. That's
the thick, soft, luxurious kind that lasts.
We
know they cost more, but we figure most people want quality!
The cheap guys use 5.5 oz shirts. You know, the THIN kind like the
ones that come in a plastic bag 3 pack at walmart near the underwear.
While our designs are silk screened, they're busy printing theirs
on a computer and ironing it on. So if you're looking for a shitty
shirt that's made for sleeping in, order elsewhere! If you're looking
for a great shirt with a shitty slogan, order here!
And don't forget we offer a 100% no
bullshit guarantee so there's no need to ever worry about whether
you're going to like the shirt or not. You'll love it guaranteed!
How
do the sizes on your T-shirts run?
Here's
a sizing chart. CB means Collar Bone
on the chart below
What
about the Baby Doll and Girly Tank sizes?
Small
Fits sizes 0-4
Med. Fits sizes 4-8
Large Fits sizes 8-12
XL Fits sizes 12-16
Privacy
Policy
It's pretty fucking simple. We use
the information we collect from you to fulfill your order and/or
contact you about your order. From time to time we may contact you
about t-shirt offers. That's It. We hate fucking spam and we are
currently seeking out the individuals that are sending out all the
fucking spam in the world so we can stuff one of our Fuck you, you
fucking fuck shirts down their fucking throat and choke their ass
to death. So we would damn well NEVER sell or give your information
to anyone!
Can
I send a money order via regular mail?
YES! It's as easy as 1-2-3. Here are the steps.
1. First of all, if you're not going to send the money order stop
right here! Don't waste our fucking time! If you're really going
to follow through proceed to step 2
2. Figure out what shirts
and sizes you want to buy. E-mail us with that information by CLICKING
HERE
Remember: be sure to include: The shirt design and size for each
one and your shipping address.
3. We will then E-mail you back an invoice with the total amount
including shipping and the address to send it to.
4. Print out the invoice and send a money order for that amount
with the invoice included so we know what shirts you're ordering.
As soon as we receive the money order we will ship out your shirts!
Where
would I wear such a T-shirt?
Well if you're like us... ANY FUCKING
PLACE YOU WANT TO!
Our T-shirts are very popular to wear to parties, concerts, out
to clubs/bars. Anywhere people gather is always a great place! Church
is a great place for our religious shirts! A lot of adult dancers
buy our T-shirts and thongs (they tell us it increases their tips
when they wear them!) as well as a few really famous porn stars.
As always be sure to check with your local laws to be sure it is
legal. If your country is not on the list above then most likely
you'll be executed for wearing one of these shirts. We had one poor
bastard order one in Iran and they put him to death!
Is
the shopping cart secure?
WELL FUCK YES. It is 100% secure. Click on any
of our add to cart buttons and you will be taken to our secure server
for your order processing.
Returns
Foul Mouth Shirts custom prints your shirts
at the time you order. If you need to return your shirts for a refund
due to something other than our fault, there will be a restocking
fee and shipping cannot be refunded.
$1 - $100 order = 10% restocking fee
$101 -
$499 order = 20% restocking fee
$500
- $999 order = 30% restocking fee
$1000
and up = 50% restocking fee
About
Foul Mouth Shirts:
Founded
more than 5 years ago, in a garage (We out grew it long ago! and
are now in our own building; unlike a lot of shitty fly-by-night
online T-shirt operations that are operated out of their tiny, roach
infested apartment), Foul Mouth Shirts has grown rapidly to become
one of the largest and most fucking offensive t-shirt companies
in the world today. We have shipped Tens of thousands of shirts
everywhere in the fucking world including Antarctica (seriously,
there's a military base there). Our shirts can be seen on some of
our soldiers while they gun down Iraqis, or on a porno star during
her DV/DA scene. They brag about someone being thrown off a plane
while wearing one of their shirts, well fuck them, someone was cained
ruthlessly in Singapore for wearing one of ours.
With
the advent of our wholesale program, our shirts can now be found
in better retail stores and shops all over the world including Canada,
Guam, Seattle, Los Angeles, New York City, Atlanta, Australia, Norway,
As well as ALL OVER THE U.S.!
Our shirts have been featured in all kinds of Media: Movies, including
XXX Movies (this makes us the most proud), on MTV, in Rap Videos,
Head Magazine, Time Out Chicago, Countless newspapers, and even
Rolling Stone!
We
pride ourselves on pissing mother fuckers (and father fuckers) off.
Either with our web site or by having rude fuckers wearing our t-shirts
to their local mall. We ran into one guy at The Beale Street Music
Festival in Memphis wearing one of our shirts in a drunken stupor
carrying a blow up doll, we were so fucking proud! Although to those
dumb assholes who actually wear our religious shirts to church,
thanks a fucking lot for getting the Southern Baptist Mafia on our
ass. They won't stop calling, protesting in front of our door, throwing
un baptized babies at our employees, and sending martyrs to our
shop to shed their blood in the name of the lord. Seriously, We're
tired of having to clean martyr blood off of our newly delivered
UPS packages.
To
Place An Order Use Our 100 % Secure Online Order Process Or
For Orders Inside The U.S. You May Call Toll Free 1-888-687-4478
For
International Orders (UK,
Australia, Canada) 731-588-5690
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