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| Here's our God-Damned Hate-Mail Page. Thanks for the fucking toilet paper, dipshits. We've gone a long, long time getting scores and scores of hate-mail and doing absolutely fuck-all with it. We read that shit, laugh at it, and then delete the shit. Recently, we decided that our loyal Foul Mouth Fucks would love to see the fucked up e-mails we get all the time. Every week, we'll pick out the most retarded letters and post those fuckers up here with our e-mail responses. We've decided that these people who e-mail us deserve to be told how fucking dumb they are. Without further delay, Foul Mouth Fucks, here's your god-damned Hate-Mail! |
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------Original Hate Mail------ From: Foul Mouth Radio Hater Oh, what the hell? I've listened to your radio show twice now. Once because it looked like it might be funny, and once again just to make sure that I hadn't made a mistake and you three dillweeds were as stupid as I thought you were. The whole show just seemed like a penis-size contest with how much Cuntbuster and Cannon talk about sex, and "Melons" is just a slut. Your unprofessionalism is a joke. Stick to the t-shirts and leave Internet radio for people who give a crap about what they're doing. Our Response: Oh, you little fucking shithead! We have the best fucking Internet Radio show out there, and you're a dumbfuck for not recognizing it. No, we don't sound like everyone else's shows...and that's a fucking good thing. We come from a place that emphasizes that we say whatever the fuck we want whenever the fuck we want to say it. Considering that you're the only email that we've ever gotten that says we suck, I'm going to have to kindly disagree with you and formally request that you suck the dried cum off the end of my dickhole. You hurt Melons feelings, too! Now she's going to develop a complex that makes her not to want to suck random cock at parties. You've done wicked harm here, asshole. Shut the fuck up and go listen to some shitty show. -FMS (CLICK
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From: Palin's Support This has been a long, trying road for us during this presidential run for the White House. Many ups and downs have come during these past few months, and everyone that I know has been weathering the political storm. We all knew that Hillary was a poor choice for president, and I believe that the democratic voters did well to keep her out of the race. I was proud, though, because she was a woman and she had done so well getting to where she was without the help of a trustworthy man. Now we have Sarah Palin involved, who is not only a woman but a Republican too! I am so proud to be a woman. My question is this: what gives you the right to bring this woman down in such a way? You have taken everything away from her that she's accomplished as Governer of Alaska and turned her into nothing more then another pop-icon sex symbol. Good job, foulmouthshirts.com. Way to prove what pigs you really are. Signed, Palin Supporter. Our Response: Here we fucking go again. Another lady who thinks that her pussy doesn't stink. Another fucking chick who thinks that women should be immune to jokes and public scrutiny just because she has a fucking vagina. Why would you say that we're pigs? I fucking LOVE Sarah Palin. She's so fucking...smart, or something. She has such large...ambitions. I can't help it that she's hot as fuck, lady. She knew what she looked like when she accepted the offer of the Vice Presidency, and McCain knew what she looked like when he asked. She's fucking eye-candy and nothing more. McCain needed someone black or someone with a vagina, and he figures Sarah Palin is most likely canidate not to get in his fuckin way if he becomes President. If I want to think of Palin as a sex symbol, then there's no one who can fucking stop me. Shut the fuck up and let me enjoy my fantasies. -FMS (CLICK
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From: Underwood Fan I am a HUGE Carrie Underwood fan, and I support her decision to appreciate animals as neighbors on our earth and not as products. She is a beautiful person, even voted as PETA's sexiest vegetarian of the year for two years in a row! Saying all of that, I think that you don't really have to eat meat to be a "Real Girl". Real girls know how to treat living things: with love, respect, and adoration. You should have a shirt too that says something like "Real Girls Eat Veggies". That would be so cool. I would buy that in a heartbeat. Our Response: Oh, you silly little veggie-eating twat. This is a t-shirt site that deals in offensive material. Saying that, who the FUCK do you think is going to buy a shirt that says "Real Girls Eat Veggies"? I mean, yeah, it offends the shit out of me, but I'm a meatatarian so veggies apall the fuck out of me. Just the thought of a fucking stalk of celery makes me want to gag in revulsion. We'll have a pro-vegetarian shirt when hell freezes over and I'm ice-skating on the Lake of Fire with Hendrix and Cobain while we're eating bacon sandwiches and drinking KFC gravy. Fuck vegans. Fuck vegetarians. Fuck Carrie Underwood. Shut the fuck up. -FMS (CLICK
HERE TO COMMENT ON THIS ASSHOLE'S LETTER) .......... (VIEW COMMENTS) ------Original Hate Mail------ From: Too Much With The Guns enough with the damn guns already. yu can't keep shoving this second amendment shit down our throats all the damn time. some of us just dont think the way you do, guys, and its getting real old real quick. its justy too much with the guns, man. im not some kind of super liberal or anything, but FMS seems to just flood us with shirts about guns when you could be putting up more shirts about shit like Mcain being a total douchebag. its too much with the guns. you cant make everyone who comes to FMS buy a gun. some of us just think about it different then you. Our Response: Yeah, we get it. It's "too much with the guns". You obviously feel strongly enough about it so that you need to say the shit twice in your email. We respect how you feel about gun ownership and we also appreciate that you stop by the Foul Mouth Empire enough to see what new shirts are coming in. All of that aside, fuck you. Fuck you right up your victimized ass. In fact, I think I'd like for you to send us your address so that we can hire a big, burly, big-dicked asshole to come to your house to rape you. He'll get away with it too. Do you want to know why? He'll get away with it because you are a defenseless, weak victim. You actively make the decision to welcome strangers to come ass fuck you each day you spend without a weapon in your home to defend yourself. We have so many pro-gun shirts because we feel strongly about our 2nd Amendment Rights, and we want everyone else to as well. Enjoy your future ass-rapings and shut the fuck up. -FMS (CLICK
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Hate Mail------ Dear Sirs and Maams of www.foulmouthshirts.com: I am an officer of the law for a small county in Kansas. I have looked through your website, and I believe you owe an apology to every man and woman who serves their city as a peacekeeper and an enforcer of justice. I arrested a young man for skateboarding on city property, resisting arrest, and disorderly conduct. He was wearing a t-shirt depicting a sexual act being performed on a police officer with the slogan "F**k The Police" over the art. I asked the perpetrator where he could have gotten such a shirt, and he told me he purchased it from your website. I suggest you pull that product immediately. Our Response: Oh, look. What a fucking surprise. It's a small-town cop with a fucking bully complex. Did you arrest that dude because he was skateboarding, or did you arrest him because you didn't like the way he looked? Did you just get your flak-jacket all in a bunch when you saw his shirt? I fucking bet you did, you power-tripping piece of shit. The reason we sell that fucking shirt is because of douche-bags like you. No ammount of stern emails will ever make us take a fucking thing off of our website, Officer Douche, because we don't fucking HAVE TO. It's our fucking right to say whatever the fuck we want to say whenever the fuck we want to say it. The dude you arrested is going to get off with a slap on the wrist. Does it piss you off that all you succeeded in doing was ruining his afternoon? Trivial bullshit. It's all I expect from fucks like you. Thank you for serving your city, sir. Now fuck off and shut the fuck up. -FMS (CLICK
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From: Stoppin' to Think I'M
SURE LOTS OF SICK PEOPLE BUY YOUR FILTHY SHIRTS AND THAT IS WHY YOU
KEEP PRODUCING TONS OF THIS CRAP. BUT HAVE YOU PEOPLE EVER STOPPED TO
THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO THE WORLD? MONEY ISN'T EVERYTHING. Our Response:
It makes me stop and think? What the fucking fuck, man? Of COURSE it
makes me stop and think. I stop and think everytime we sell one of those
awesome fucking shirts that you're bitching about. I stop and think
how fucking cool it is that there are people out there like us who say
whatever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want to say it.
You're god-damn right. Money ISN'T everything. Sometimes it's just fucking
good enough to know that I'm helping to change the world just a little
bit. Sometimes it's good enough to know that we inspire people to break
away from what is "normal" and "innocent." If your
weren't such a self-righteous douche, you'd realize that no one is innocent.
We're all sinners, baby. Some of us just enjoy more then others. Shut
the fuck up and suck my balloon-knot. (CLICK
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------Original Hate Mail------ From: Cruisin' the Web I
was cruising the web the other day when I stumbled upon your website.
I immediately noticed the half naked woman on your website with stickers
that say FUCK YOU. Well that is what this email is all about. Me giving
whoever works for this disgusting website a big FUCK YOU! How dare you
contribute to degradation of women and society. You have shirts that
glorify sex and rape ANAL RAPE i might add. Our Response:
HAHAHAHAHAHA! You fuckin' said anal rape.
That's pretty Goddamn awesome. I'd ask you what fucking shirt you're
talking about, but I'd really prefer never to have to hear from your
dumb fucking ass again. What the fuck kind of problem do you have with
half-naked bitches? Half-naked bitches are what makes the the world
go 'round, lady! It's not like these chicks are being held at gunpoint,
or anything. They're doing it for the GLORY and the CASH! They're doing
it because they love Foul Mouth Inc. They're doing it because they like
the idea of a bunch of dudes staring at their awesome boobs. Hell, I
have a good idea! Why don't YOU send in some sticker-titties? We could
use some saggy old-lady tits to make the other chicks look even hotter
in comparison. Shut the fuck up and get naked already. (CLICK
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------Original Hate Mail------ From: ANOTHER fucking concerned mommy Dear Rude Foul People, as a mother of 5 children, one of which that is physically hanidcap. i can't watch them all the time. so im afraid theyll be surfing the internet and find your deplorable site. your site makes me physically sick to lok at. saying evil things about gays, blacks, women, handicap people. the "retarded people make better sex slaves" shirt is absolutely disgusting and i cant believe youd say that about people. your sick and you need to be bnned from the media world -Melanie- ps. i will be notifying my church pastor of your site and we will make it our goal to take down your site Our Response: Okay,
lady....this shit's going to have to be broken up before it'll go down
the commode. -FMS (CLICK
HERE TO COMMENT ON THIS ASSHOLE'S LETTER) .......... (VIEW COMMENTS) ------Original Hate Mail------ From: Rev. Scott Dear Foul shirt company
I am really surprised that you sell shirts to permote violence and especially gun violence, I got robbed at gunpoint, and if it was up to you guys, he would have been wearing a shirt you guys make!!!! "I Knife people" how can that be entertainment, I'm just really upset, that your shirts could cause someone to hurt or even kill other people, and I think its so wrong. You guys are no different than Hitler, or the KKK or those people that carry guns in public. Shame on you guys.
Reverend Scott Our Response: Oh,
you dumb motherfucker. How dare you? How can you sit there and say that
our shirts cause people to hurt one another? I'm fucking appalled. That's
like saying that television and video games cause violence. Oh wait...you
dumb bastards DO say that. My fucking mistake. Well, listen. I'm really
super sorry that you got robbed by gunpoint. Violence against our neighbors
is an awful thing, and people like that should be kicked in the head
until they're too fucking retarded to hold a gun anymore. Of course,
if you had excercised your 2nd Amendment Right to have and bear arms,
then you would have been able to defend yourself against that asshole.
Just something to think about while your get busy shutting the fuck
up, neighbor.
From: (The following email was in response to FMS telling a frenchman that we don't ship to France. Fuck France.) What? Fuck France? Fuck YOU, American! What are you? You are not even 500 years old! You have no hisory! I was going to make $2000 purchase but FUCK YOU now, you Bush-sucking dicks! Fuck BUSH! Fuck AMERICA! Fuck YOU! France is the greatest counrty in the world! I cannot wait until you are wiped from the world when Iran drops nuclear bombs on you! Our Response:
Oh NO! You Didn't just say "fuck America"! Fuck YOU, frenchie!
You frog motherfucker, you better watch what the fuck you say, man.
That shit about America being "wiped from the world" is going
to land you on some watch-lists by the CIA, and shit. You'll go to sleep
one night, and wake up the next morning in a 7 by 4 foot cell in Cuba,
and shit, with a fucking electric probe stuck up your ass. You don't
fuck with us, man. America is so bad-ass, we'll snatch you up by the
fucking short-hairs and show you how we handle our shit. Watch your
fucking back, frogger, and shut the fuck up!
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Matthew the Fag. What is it going to take for you to stop your violence? I am partially to blame because I bought a shirt from you once which made it possible to keep your silly little company afloat. I also am guilty of coming back often to see the depravity that you sink to. Grow up and get real jobs and stop teaching children how to make people hate them. Our Response:
Dear Faggot, -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Dick-Sucking Competitor Whore hey guys.... i got two words for ya! SUCK IT!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! you guys are such losers! i love it, dude! HAHAHAHAHA! you wanna see some good shit go to (omitted because they suck) and youll see all kind of good shit, dude! they are way more awesome then you guys ever could be redneck fucks! Our Response: -FMS
From: Denny Dear FMS, You guys are awesome, and I've bought lots of shit from you. I bought a new shirt from you that says Total Fucking Badass. I wanted to tell you a story that happened when I was wearing it. I wore it to a bar, and alot of people liked it and commented on it all night long. These two big guys came in towards close-time and they started making fun of me. Those fuckers thought it was funny as shit that I was wearing a shirt that says Total Fucking Badass. They kept picking on me and my two friends until I got in their faces. They totally kicked my fucking ass! You should send a pair of brass knuckles, or something, with that shirt when you sell it. Love you fuckers! Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: razrw1re i think you guys pick on people too much. i think you guys can be really really cruel when people are just trying to give you honest-to-god-advice on how to run your business better. don't you think that its bad business to just ignore your customers and to disregard stuff they tell you when it could make things you do be so much better?!? just remember who you guys represent. Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Another Gay Dude. God-damnit, guys. "I've Got Nothing Against Gay People (It's Their Faggot Friends I Can't Stand)"? That shit isn't even funny. It's a thin disguise to hide a direct assault against homosexuals. What makes it REALLY bad, is that you are pandering it to the public so that HUNDREDS of people can wear this piece of shit shirt out to bars and clubs and malls everywhere, where kids can read it and laugh. Go ahead and laugh at the funny fags, kids! It's okay! Screw you guys. Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Pot Enthusiast 4/20 is not a holiday. I can't STAND you pot head fuckers. I have never seen nor bee around someone who was high who didn't irritate the shit out of me. Maybe you guys should spend less time getting stoned and more time working and being fucking productive members of society? Sounds like a good idea to me. Fuck 4/20. I won't be buying shit from you guys until after that stupid, waste of calender space non-holiday. Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Illegible as Fuck i cant stpo coming here and looking at all of this filthy shit you have. i cant beleive that this is stuff people really buy!!! how do you guys make money doing this!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? you are like evil clowns that make babies cry. Our Response: -FMS
From: Captain Cuntbuster (is an assclown) Dear Cannon, You are a fat shit. Quit it. Go be fat somewhere else. Tell Cuntbuster he's awesome and he's the coolest fucking Radio guy ever. Tell him that he should start an Internet Radio Personality School to teach other people how to be awesome on the Internet. You suck, Cannon. Our Response: You suck way more than I do. Shut the fuck up and let me work. -FMS
From: Mr. Fucking Meddlesome Hatemongers and weirdos: What in the heck is wrong with you? Surfing the Internet is getting more and more dangerous as the years go by. I was just cruising through YouTube to check out videos and I came across your 4th of July fireworks show. That was pretty awesome. I dug a little deeper and watched your "Human Paint Mixer" video right after that. I'm sorry, but who ever told you that watching 6 minutes of fat people throwing up is fun to watch was WRONG and an idiot to boot. I couldn't resist, so I went to foulmouthshirts.com here and saw some of the worst shirts I've ever seen in my life. This stuff is way too cruel and mean to sell. You guys are doomed for failure. You should quit now before you ruin more than your own lives. Our Response: Fuck you and your opinion. I'm afraid
all of the hatemongers are busy right now, so you'll have to deal with
the resident weirdo at the moment. I know you are a little shocked and
in awe right now of all that the Foul Mouth Empire stands for, but you
are just going to have to get right the fuck over it. It seems to me
that our insidious plan worked. Our YouTube videos led you to the website,
and you were SUPPOSED to get over your fucking lame-assness and buy
a shirt. You didn't, though, and that makes me fucking hate you more
than you hate us...which is pretty impressive. I'm also very happy to
inform you that we are NOT doomed for failure. We are fucking awesome
and people who aren't chickenshit love us. People buy our shit by the
fucking bucket-loads. It's going to take more than your whiney horseshit
to keep us down, asshat. Shut the fuck up. -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Ball Sucking Fan Dear Foul Mouth Shirts dot com, You guys suck my balls. Sincerely, Me Our Response: No, motherfucker...suck MY balls. Send me another worthless fucking email that wastes my time, and I'll fucking corckscrew kick you in the fucking torso. When you are ready to suck my balls, send me an email to let me know that you are on the fucking way, because I'm going to fuck the nastiest skank I can find. I'm not going to bathe until you get here, either, so that my balls have a nice vinegar taste. I want to make sure you get a little something to coat your teeth when you get to sucking on my balls. Shut the fuck up, and congratulations on pissing me off enough to make it to the Hate Mail page, assclown. Your Friends, -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: No-Name Republican Fuck I am a customer who's bought a shit-load of shirts, guys. I've bought several damn pro-republican shirt you guys sell, and I love them. They're all good quality and everything. I just checked your new shirts and you guys have a shirt that says January 20, 2009 The End of an Error. Fuck you guys, Bush was the greatest President ever. He mde it to the Top 10 Presidents of all Time list, didn't he? Me Our Response: -FMS
From: Dumbest Dude Ever. who is Mike Hawk? is he an indepandant canidate? if foul mouth supports him then maybe i should too, right? HA! just joking. foul mouth shirts is awesome but you guys arnt gonna get me to vote for some no-name dude. Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Republican Pissy-Pants Fuck REPUBLICANS? No...Fuck YOU, assholes! What the fuck are you doing, selling a damned shirt that has three Donkeys (democrats) gang-fucking an elephant (republican)? That shit aint cool, man. We have an election coming up, and the Republican party has enough shit to deal with without you guys making it worse. Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Barack's Bitch Barack Obama is a good man. He is the only chance our country has to save itself from a horrible economic fate. I'm not asking your website to endorse Obama's political campaign, but I am asking you to take off your shirt that says "Obamanation". I thought this was a possitive shirt at first, but then I realized that you were making a play on the word "Abomination." Is he an abomination because he's black? That would be a callous thing to say, if that's what you are implying. Do something possitive for America and take this shirt off your site. Our Response: -FMS
From: Shit-Eating Debbie I love the internet radio show that you guys do, but I have oneproblem with it. For a couple of weeks, you guys jumped on the "2 Girls 1 Cup" bandwagon and stared reviewing horrible videos like that on your "Worst of the Net" segment. WTF, guys? My curiosity got the better of me and I went to the awful sites you guys reviewed and got REALLY SICK at work. Even tho I heard Cannon throwing up on the radio show, I still went there and saw what these poor women were forced to do to each other. Don't promote these horrible acts on your show. Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Fuck Paranoia Time to wake up, people! The government is insane, but not as insane as you guys! You want to provoke the CIA and NSA and God knows who else into waging an all-out war against us? It's okay to speak out against the government, man, but you guys are taking it too far! As much as everybody hates Bush and wants him out of office, you can't sell shirts that say those kinds of things about him! "What's Worse For America? Drugs or Dope?" "Bush Lied and People Died?" Jesus, man. They'll shut you down for that shit! Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Rebel-Fuckin'-Pride you all are shitheads an you got no respect for us at all. we get shit from people all the damn time about the way we talk an about being from the south but you guys go to far. i saw on your internet that you have all kinds of shirts making fun of southern pride and rebel stuff. that shit aint cool, man. we got enough people talkin bad about us. Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Prissy Bitch I was looking for a cool, witty tshirt with a touch of femininity but was shocked at what I found in your women's tshirts section. Your shirts aren't witty at all, just tasteless. Good luck finding a woman trashy enough to wear a shirt that says "I'm too drunk to fuck. Just lick it." Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Weed Hater Fuckbag Okay, I am fine with cussing. I am even okay with most of the sexually explicit stuff you have on your website. But all of your shirts promoting marijuanna just take it too far. I don't think you should have anything that encourages people to partake in the illegal usage of marijuanna. PERIOD. Remove all such content and you've got a pretty decent site. Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Guatamalan Fucker (literally. he fucks Guatamalens) i am so sick of seeing all this anti immigrant bullshit. my wife is an immigrant from Guatamala...a LEGAL immigrant. shirts like yours promote racism and prejudice towards all people of color, legal or not. get that shit off you site. Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Mommy Dearest What kind of example are you setting for children who aren't mature enough to understand the "joke"? Kids are all over the internet buying into the filth that you and others like you have on your websites. Seriously, you are the reason why I encourage everyone to write their congressmen and fight to get this brain-washing trash off the internet. Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Gay Dude on a Mission I was highly offended at seeing a burning pride flag on your website. As a gay man, it disgusts me that people like you promote hate and prejudice in our society by selling sensless gay-bashing products. I am asking you to pull this tshirt from your line along with the other anti-gay slogans your company seems to think are "funny." I, for one, do not find hate funny at all. Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Shit Stain I was seaching through the interweb for t-shirts, and I saw your site. I stopped and read through some of the shirts you have available. Most of them are really good, but there are a few that turn me off really bad. "Fuck The Police" and your new shirt that says "Jesus is Coming. Don't Worry, We'll Crucify Him Again" are especially bad. There are a few others that hit me the wrong way, but I'm sure you know which ones are really bad and which are okay. Take off the really bad shirts and people like me will buy from you guys. Thanks for your consideration. Our Response: P.S. - People who use the term "interweb" are shit-stains. -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: High Brow Blow-Hard Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid low-brow bullshit humor. What the hell, people? Get some shirts that are funny, but make people think about the joke. Just having a shirt that says "fuck you" isn't enough. You guys owe it to your customers to offer a better selection of smart shirts. Until then, I'll take my business elsewhere. Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Self Righteous Cunt At first i wasn't even going to dignify your website with a letter, but the more i looked through your website the more i realized that this was worse than pornography. You t-shirts are what's wrong with this country. There should be laws preventing people from saying things like what your shirts say. This country was founded on God. How dare your website pretend that the founding fathers meant free speech to protect scum like yourselves? I am going to write my congressman to try to get him to make such forms of expression ilegal so we can shut filth like you down! Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Complaining Assclown I just want you to know that you guys are disgusting. I am absolutely sure that very few people if ANY are buying these horrible shirts. You can't be making any money by spreading this filth. No wonder the rest of the world hates us. Why don't you just do us all a favor and take this crap off the internet? Our Response: Fuck you, you sniveling cuntrag. We are the fucking Gods Upon a Mountain, asshole. We not only make money doing what we're doing, we make a SHITLOAD of money doing it. That probably validates either the nonexistance of God, or the existance of the Devil. I'm not sure which yet. As for the rest of the world hating us? Fuck them. We sell shirts all across the world, you wet shit-sneeze. Everyone but you loves us. Shut the fuck up, already. -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Rape Victems are Funny Hey Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Jesus Christ Wannabe I am very shocked about the material you have on your shirts . I am a man who believes in Jesus Christ how dare you guys disrespect him like that. God will shine on the just as well as the unjust.I was looking for some shirts but I will take my business else where. Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: D.C. I
was just reading online about some kids who took a very docile dog and
dragged him behind a truck..needless to say the poor dog died. T-shirts
like you offer that promote violence towards animals are not funny.
Hence, you suck! Our Response: That really sucks about that dog. It also really sucks that you're a dumbfuck. A fucking t-shirt doesn't make people think about killing animals for fun, no matter what the fucking shirt says. Animal cruelty comes from sociopathic crazy fucks who got touched on their dick by their uncle when they were a little kid. Our shirts make light of horrible situations, because humor makes them easier to deal with. Plus, animals in pain always sound funny to me. Shut the fuck up. -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Pointer and Laugher Leave it to a bunch of cry baby liberals to come up with a lame ass website like yours. I understand though...you just can't seem to get your heads out of your asses can you? I feel sorry for you actually...you're like circus freaks..we just sit back, point, and laugh...Keep up the good work!!! Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: God Bless (my balls) Your
shirts are completely tasteless and offensive. I guess that is what
you want. I saw your add in my new issue of Rolling Stone and thought
that I would look you up. What kind of person are you to think that
a small little warning would keep kids off this site? It is websites
like yours that are corrupting our kids. I can't believe that you would
wear these shirts around. Who are going to be the ones to protect our
children if not the adults? God Bless Our Response: We make fun of Jesus because it's funny. If Jesus can't laugh at our jokes, than he's a pompous douchebag that I wouldn't want for my "Lord and Savior" anyway. God has a fucking sense of humor, otherwise he wouldn't have made ridiculous fucks like you for me to laugh at. Truely, we are blessed. Let us pray. "Dear God and Jesus, please forgive us for making people mad at us. Please forgive us for making people take time out of our busy fucking day by sending us dipshit emails that we have to respond to because they're too fucking idiotic to ignore. Please make their urine turn into snot, kind of like when you turned water into wine. That would be funny as fuck. Amen." -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Random Bullshit foul mouth shirts suck ass and everything you do sucks ass. get off my internet and fuck you. i ghope you guys die and never get laid again. fuck foulmouthshirts.com. im out. Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Upset Mommy To The "Gods Upon a Mountain", I've seen the website for the shirts, and I have to say that you guys have no social manners or political correctness at all. What is with that? I heard the complaint from heaven call and I feel sorry for what you guys did to that poor lady. She was only concerned about the content of the interweb, which I have to agreee is awful these days. You cannot go anywhere without getting popups about porno and awful things that I don't want my daughter ever to see. You guys treated that lady like she was the scum of the earth, when its actualy YOU GUYS who are scum. I know you guys are going to laugh at this letter, but I don't care. It needs to be said. Be nicer to people who have complaints, because you'll run your customers off if you're so mean. Our Response: You dumb bitch, give me a fucking break. We were mean to the poor lady in the "Call From Heaven" conversation? Really? We didn't go hunting that bitch down to give her shit. She called US. She stuck her nose in OUR fucking business. She was so self-important that she thought that we would give a shit about her opinion. For every 100 shirts we sell, we get a phone call or a letter like yours that bitches us out about our content and what we do. It's really quite simple, sweetheart: if you don't like us, fuck off and never come back. Never utter the name of Foul Mouth Shirts to anyone again ever. We don't give a shit. There are enough freedom-loving assholes out there who will buy our shit just because it gives them a chance to "say" shit out loud that they've always wanted to say. It's a rare thing to be able to tell the world to "fuck off" and to get away with it. We make that happen, so in the theme of who we are and what we do...I would proudly like to tell you to FUCK OFF AND SHUT UP. -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Miguel Alverez (Brave enough to leave a name!) It is funny to me to look at your website and see the things which you have for sale. I am a proud Mexican American, born in the United States of America to parents who crossed the border to be migrant workers. They did work for years and years that no white American would touch for wages that were barely enough to eat on. When I was born in the U.S., my parents wanted a life for me that they never got. I went to school and did very well and now I am in college working on my Social Work degree. When I graduate, I will help other Mexican immigrants get all that they can get out of the American system. I will help them become citizens and I will help them live the life that they always dreamed here in the United States. Mexican-American immigrants have a very hard time fitting into American society, and the language is not easy to learn for many of them because of their lack of education. You have a few shirts that say things like "English, Motherfucker. Do You Speak It?" and "Speak English or Get The Fuck Out." Selling these shirts only helps spread a racist bias that fills American society. Wouldn't it be better to promote unity? Think about it. - Miguel Alverez Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Little Bitch Hotmail User To Foul Mouth Shirts, this email isnt going to do any good, but it will make me feel better to write it anyway. you guys are pigs and wrong for what you do. i saw my friend wearing your shirt the other day and we got in a big fight because i didn't want to go anywhere with her because i didn't want to be seen out with someone who was going to wear that stuff to the mall. i don't even remember what the shirt said but i would know what it looks like if i looked through your shirts and found it but im not going to because your stuff makes me sick. i am about to go to college and i don't think my friend should hav shirts like that. im going to tell gher everytime i see her now. her and i are just not the same anymore.-hotmail user Our Response: -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Veggatarian Whiney Whore I noticed that you carry a couple of items that have designs that say "If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?" and "I love animals. They make great steaks, coats, and gloves." I'm attaching a video some of the suffering these animals go through to bring you your meat. If you only realized how obscenely we treat these poor, defenseless creatures, than you would change your mind about the things you promote. I hope that the next time that I visit your site, that you'll have these items removed from your stock. Thank you for your time and consideration. Our Response: -the animal-eating assholes at FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: Closed-Minded Fuck Dear
Assholes... Our Response: Thanks for your letter, you closed-minded fuck. -FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: C from Detroit To
the President of FoulMouthShirts, - God Help You, C. from Detroit Our Response: Thanks for the Hatemail, - FMS
------Original Hate Mail------ From: P Dawg To
the Fuck-faces at Foul Mouth Assholes - P Dawg Our Response: P.S. - P Dawg is a fucking retarded nickname. I bet you gave it to yourself. -FMS
-------Original Hate Mail-----------Original Hate Mail------ From: Sammy To
Liveral Assholes - Sammy Our Response: -FMS
-------Original Hate Mail-----------Hate Mail------ From: Concerned Whore Wife To Whom it May Concern, I am writing to plead w/you to start censoring your website. I found my husband looking at your site yesterday & was disgusted at the scantily clad women you were showing on there. I don't allow my husband to view such filth in my house and I hope my story will inspire you to remove those images ASAP. -A Concerned Wife Our Response: Let your fucking husband do what the fuck he wants, you ball-busting thundercunt. Jesus Christ. Are you sure we didn't used to be married? Fuck me running, at least he isn't looking at kiddie-porn. Shut the fuck up. -Fuck you you controlling bitch, -FMS
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